‘The Traitors’ Style Recap: Season 3, Episode 4

Spoilers for season three of The Traitors (U.S.) forward! Think about your self warned!

People, in case you slammed the lid of a wood coffin shut on my dwelling, heat physique, as Alan Cumming did firstly of episode 4 of The Traitors to WWE star Nikki Bella, you’d open it to discover a lifeless one. I’m not joking: I might have panicked in such an unbelievable, dumbfounding approach that my soul would merely and voluntarily depart my physique. Maybe I’d be reincarnated as a plant? Perhaps a bit of moss like those draping Alan’s blazer? I personally suppose that might be a cheerful and noble life.

In the event you appeared up “egocentric” within the dictionary, there can be a teeny, tiny gif of this episode enjoying subsequent to this entry. First we had the buffoonery of everybody dressed down in leggings and informal jackets (sure, Bob Harper’s was Thom Browne; let’s simply assume that he’ll all the time be sporting Thom Browne going ahead) to haul huge statues up a hill for a protect. Solely ten opponents have been in a position to get shields, and sure, all the lads snatched them up first. And Boston Rob’s foolery? Fabulous tv, however an unpleasant, ugly look …

Talking of ugly appears to be like! Listed below are this week’s back-stabbing rankings primarily based solely on outfits:

Very Traitorous: Tom Sandoval … he’s dressed like off-label, Walmart-brand Brad Pitt between tasks circa 2005. That head is *shloop* sucked and snatched into that beanie.

Traitorous: Sam Asghari, solely for stealing Britney Spears’s headband?!?! (He didn’t make clear if he meant it was his ex-wife’s or if it was from his Traitors colleague, additionally named Brittany). Headbands are sacred if you’re a girl with unruly hair (I might know). That’s past treacherous. GIVE IT BACK! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

Devoted: Boston Rob, sweetie, I’m going to carry your hand after I say this … no matter’s happening in your closet? I would like it to cease. The distressed, light-washed denims with the pink button-up and the textured navy jacket paired with the (in fact) backwards cap are so mismatched. The plus facet is that I might assume you’re resting so nicely, on account of how good you might be at this recreation, that you simply’re merely oversleeping and dashing to pick an outfit within the morning.

Very Devoted: Gabby Windey confirmed as much as breakfast prepared to current her case in opposition to the traitors in that dark-academia argyle sweater vest. Inform them, Gabby!!!

Honorable point out goes to Bob the Drag Queen’s brilliant pink ensemble layered over a blue leopard-print prime. Meow!

[Editor’s note: We’ll be talking about the most outrageous every episode this season, so tune back for more. And as far as photos go, we are giving you as many images as Daddy NBC will let us have. We will grovel for more in the coming weeks.]