Funny Jokes
- “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” —Thomas Edison
- “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” —Donald Trump
- “Opportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.” —Kyle Chandler
- “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” —Will Rogers
- “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” —Dalai Lama
Funny Quotes About Life
Life throws a lot at you. From kids to new journeys, there’s always a way to find humor in it. These funny quotes encapsulate the trials and tribulations that happen to everyone, but keep it light and cheery and tickle your funny bone. Share these with someone who needs a bit of cheering up or if you need to give yourself a boost. From celebrities to famous quotes from anonymous people, there is something to give you a chuckle or two!
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
- “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. Then, by all means, follow that path.” —Ellen DeGeneres
- “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.” —Anonymous
- “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” —Les Dawson
- “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg
Funny Motivational Quotes
Finding motivation can be tough, but adding some humor into the mix can make it a bit easier. Life has its ups and downs, so uncovering the funny side can motivate you to achieve remarkable things, whether big or small. Keep these funny quotes close by for a pick-me-up and an extra boost. Even when life knocks you down, they’ll lend a hand to help you back up!
- “When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” —Sydney Harris
Remember, a good laugh can brighten even the gloomiest days! 😄🤣
